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On Tuesday, April 26th, I posted the transcript of a message exchange I had had the previous evening with a scammer from Ghana which you can see at the following link:

http://www.claudebouchardbooks.com/apps/blog/show/43944647-the-sergeant-ray-saga-part-i

I thought our time together was over Monday night but, lo and behold, he was back to messaging me Tuesday and Wednesday evening so I thought it was only fair I share the continuing saga of Sergeant Raymond Chandler

Tuesday

.Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: hello my friend how are you

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: my friend this the box and money   try and contact? the diplomat OK   you dont believe me because of money

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: money is not everything i am discussing a very important issues here that i need your assistance not your money..inside both box contain huge amount of money..here in Afghanistan there is no way i can send money out of here..that's why i am asking you to assist me in this.... when i get out of here am going to pay you back any money you spend on both box ok

Claude Bouchard: Ray, can I call you Ray? I'm sorry I was not sure if you were trustworthy. Now that you 'showed me the money', I know you are the real deal, but I'm worried about something...

Claude Bouchard: Are you there, my friend?

Wednesday

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: yes am here my friend what is that my friend ? what are worried about my friend tell me

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: hello friend were are you my friend everything will be fine ok

Claude Bouchard: I am worried about the diplomat. Maybe he will keep the two boxes for himself when he leaves Ghana...

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: my friend there is no way the diplomat can keep both box for himself when he leave Ghana..both consignment box is been lock with a secret code and only me have those code and access to those box ok..without the code you cant open both consignment box the diplomat will only deliver both box to your house there in Germany ok

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: my friend are you there ?

Claude Bouchard: Yes, I'm here now but must deal with many customers. I'll be back.

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: ok my friend just inform me when you are back

Claude Bouchard: I am here but only for a minute because we have a wiener emergency. We are running out of wieners because the truck broke down and we will not have enough for dinner service because it is Wiener Wednesday. I must go get more wieners posthaste. About the diplomat, do you trust him here or there? Do you trust him anywhere? Is he sly like a group of foxes? Do you think he will steal the boxes?

Claude Bouchard: I'm currently stuck in traffic with a Volkswagon full of wieners and it's cold and raining. This is NOT a good day. Grrr...

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: don't worry about the diplomat everything will be fine OK

Claude Bouchard: Okay, if you are sure. I was thinking, maybe I can pay him in Hong Kong dollars. It would be cheaper than US dollars.

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: just contact the diplomat by email today OK

Claude Bouchard: Yes, I will email him after I put all these wieners in the refrigerator. Nobody wants a spoiled wiener.

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: ok my friend just let me know as soon you send email to the diplomat ok

Claude Bouchard:

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: you are welcome i have to go now..talk to you later ok bye

Claude Bouchard: I will contact you later. bye.

Claude Bouchard: I found out you're 53, not 60, you sneaky peanut.

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: my friend have you email to the diplomat?

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: my friend all you need is for you to contact the diplomat everything will be fine OK

Claude Bouchard: Liar, liar, pants on fire!

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: my friend how do you mean ? my friend you don't trust me all what ? you dont believe me because of money

Claude Bouchard: You hurt my feelings because you lied to me...

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: thats my military age ok

Claude Bouchard: You're a damned riot, Lizzy. Here, you can read up about yourself when you have a minute, asshole. Say hi to your 'dead' wife, idiot. http://www.army.mil/leaders/sma/former/sma_bio14.html

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: hello my friend are you not doing to help again ? my friend you don't trust me all what ? everything will be fine just contact the diplomat

Claude Bouchard: Dude, what's your name?

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: i am sergeant Raymond chandler by name ok

Claude Bouchard: You're a lying asshole, Raymond. That's why you have a fake Facebook page with the name of a fake daughter and pretending to be an American war hero to try to screw people out of money. You're from Northern Cali and a big shot soldier? Bullshit. You can't even write English, you moron. Okay?

Claude Bouchard: Ass-wipe... Cowardly criminal... You deserve nothing more than pain and miserable hardship. Karma, baby... It WILL bite you in the ass...

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: my friend are you doing help or not ?

Claude Bouchard: I will help you for USD 10,000 in cash plus 40% of the boxes.

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: how do you mean my friend ?

Claude Bouchard: If you pay me USD 10,000 in cash, I will receive your consignment boxes and keep them for you. When you come to pick them up after your service is over, I will keep 40% of the contents and you will keep the other 60%.

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: is that went you went my friend that is okay by me try and just contact the diplomat hi friend

Claude Bouchard: Do you have a printer?

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: yes friend  my friend please don't get confuse ok this is not a scam..i am very serious about this that's why i need you to assist me in this...inside both box contain lot of treasure that will benefit the both of us for a life time as soon you receive the box there in your house

Claude Bouchard: Okay, print the photo below, take a pic of yourself with it next to you and post it here.

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg:

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg:

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg:

Claude Bouchard: Send me the pic of my drawing next to your face...

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg:

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg:

Claude Bouchard: A S S H O L E . . . Congrats! You can surf the Internet and save images! You're almost a scientist!

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: are you doing to help or not ?

Claude Bouchard: Maybe... Let me discuss with my wife. The kids would love to go to America and visit Disneyworld.

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: yes my friend everything about this is legal OK,,am going to direct you to contact the U.N diplomat in west African Ghana that will provide you with all the document you need to receive both box there in your country legally for me as my trustee beneficiary till i complete my services and join you over

Claude Bouchard: Are you with the Taliban? If you are, we could sing, "Come Mister Taliban, Tally me banana."

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: to contact the U.N diplomat in west african ghana that will provide you with all the document you need to receive both box there in your country legally for me as my trustee beneficiary till i those document will only cost you $3OO AS soon asyou pay the money the diplomat arrived to your house in one weekly time

Claude Bouchard: Okay, so, USD 10,000 less $300 so, as soon as you send me USD 9,700, we're in business! Woohoo! Will I need a forklift?

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: my friend have you contact the diplomat? so tell me when are you going to contact the diplomat

Claude Bouchard: I just called Paul. He's in a meeting, apparently. His secretary is very rude...

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: who is Paul my friend ?

Claude Bouchard: Uhh... According to what YOU told me, PAUL MENSA is the DIPLOMAT... I'm hurt, again... YOU are not trustworthy, my friend...

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: my friend don't be angry with here that consignment box ? is all have

Claude Bouchard: But, you are always liar, liar pants on fire! I'm trying here, dude!

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: my friend trustworthy ok

Claude Bouchard: BTW, any nice beaches in Ghana?

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: yes my friend many nice beaches are here

Claude Bouchard: Cool! I like beaches.

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: okay so tell me can i trust you here

Claude Bouchard: Of course, you can trust me. I'm not lying.

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: hhhh

Claude Bouchard: hhhh to you too. Ha!

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: so tell me when are you going to contact the diplomat

Claude Bouchard: What is the diplomat's name?

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: DIPLOMAT PAUL MENSA  my friend try and called diplomat later ok

Claude Bouchard: BTW, your teachers in Cali did a crappy job at teaching you grammar and punctuation. Just saying... AHA! So, you DO know PAUL! Sneaky bugger... Yes, I will call Paul later. My wife is telling me it's time to go to sleep.

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: but try and called the diplomat today ok here is the diplomat phone number..you can also call him by phone... +233231931026+233231931026 please send the mail now or call the diplomat now as soon as the box jet to everything fine ok

Claude Bouchard: Tomorrow... I have to take the dogs out, all fifteen, and I've had a long day with Wiener Wednesday. Night, night, cupcake. Muah!

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: [email protected] friend have you receive any mail from the U.N Diplomat

Claude Bouchard: No, only from Interpol.

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: my friend you dont need to be worry ok as soon as the box jet to everything fine ok Please note that confidentiality is very essential in this deal.

Claude Bouchard: Yes, I told Interpol it was very confidential. I even gave the agents free hot dogs when they came to visit. It's all good.

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: my friend as soon the diplomat arrive your country with both box joy and happiness will be on our face forever

Claude Bouchard: I love to have joy and happiness on my face. There was this one time, uh, never mind... Night, night.

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: please you dont have to get worry about that ok as soon the box get to you there in your country all the money you spend on the box will be give back to you and also both of us will be rich for a life time

Claude Bouchard: Yes, 10-4 and Roger-Dodger. I'm on it like a badger, dude. I'll call the diplomat tomorrow and life will be splendiferous. Halibut and over and out.

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: are you sure my friend that you we diplomat tomorrow am very worry about this box

Claude Bouchard: I am sure that I, we, all of us diplomat tomorrow. My kids want Disneyworld and my wife met with a contractor today for a new house. Tomorrow, bro.

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: so tell me when are you going to contact the diplomat morning or night good my friend always keep me in touch as soon you contact the diplomat

Claude Bouchard: You betcha. Now, I'm out of here because one of the dogs pooped on the kitchen floor. Later, Ray!

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: hope to hear form in the morning my friend talk to you later when am done with my duty ok have a nice day my friend

Thursday

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: hello my friend how are you doing over there ?

Elisabeth Rufina Wilberg: my friend have you send the email to the diplomat?

Claude Bouchard: Good morning, Lizzy, Yes, I contacted Paul. Nice guy. We're doing lunch tomorrow.

I NOW believe our discussion is over but, one never knows...